The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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