have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
