talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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