party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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