LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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