Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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