So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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