why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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