Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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