Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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