why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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