To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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