And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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