I skipped work to stalk him.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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