i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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