So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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