Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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