Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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