they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Come on in and take your pants off
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