I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Houston, we have a squirter
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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