And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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