Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
