I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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