Porn is love you can see.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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