I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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