Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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