I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
