hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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