just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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