I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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