I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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