What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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