Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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