Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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