That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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