My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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