Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
