i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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