were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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