you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You ate ashes out of my bong
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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