I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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