his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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