How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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