You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I wish I only lived at night.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I forget how to act sober
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