Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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