Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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