She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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