Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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