Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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