I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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