I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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