whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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