We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
i believe in u and ur pee
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
