Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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