Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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