oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
