How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
