remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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