he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
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he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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