it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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