quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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